Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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