Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Randomize