I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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