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say what?
wanna hang out?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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