um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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