He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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