Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize