you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i out mim tonsoeep
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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