Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need a beard to bite.
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