i don't like sucking hair
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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