bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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