Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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