Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you win again, gameday.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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