I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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