took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dick very happy bro
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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