cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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