why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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