I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
vagina is talking i cant
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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