At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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