Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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