Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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