We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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