What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Randomize
