come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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