I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
