I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No stitches, just platelets and will power
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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