Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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That's how twitter works, right?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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