I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Shame is for Republicans.
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