Pants 0. Shit 1.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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