Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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