Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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