oh god the rape fog is back!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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