Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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