Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
