You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
After last night, I could never be a politician.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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