I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
third nipple confirmed
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Randomize
