Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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