is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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