But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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