she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
