Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
