awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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