She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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