Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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