He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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