It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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