I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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