She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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