i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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