Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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