Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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