Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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