you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
